SHE’S CRAZY BUT SHE’S MINE
Written by AUTHORESS Sylvia 
EPISODE THREE
ALBERTO
I woke up later on the floor still in the bathroom!
The whole of my front hair has been shaved off!!
I looked like a bald headed old man of sixty.
I couldn’t cry.
And what was the culprit doing?
She’s standing by the bathroom door, smiling down at me.
“Uh uh! You look super cute. Care for a snap?” She asked with pouted mouth.
I felt like strangling her but I just couldn’t…
” Mirabella… What have you done to my hair! Look at me! Oh my God! Mother!!! ”
LORAINE
What in heaven’s name is happening in there?
Wow… Are the new couple having a nice time?
Hmm! I had better go check!
I hurried off to Albie’s room and entered.
I frowned. There was no one insight.
Then I heard him shout again from the bathroom. I ran straight there and opened the door.
I gasped. And bursted out laughing when I saw my son’s head.
I couldn’t help it. It was just too funny.
Mirabella joined me in laughing more loudly.
Then I stopped and covered my mouth when I saw Albie’s eyes accusing me.
“Mom, I want her out of here… Out of my room…. Out of my life…. Out of my house!! ” Alberto nearly screamed down the roof before scuttling out of the bathroom, covering his head.
No way am I gonna allow Mirabella go! Not when we are about to receive our first payment.
“Does he really want me to go?” Mirabella asked innocently.
” Oh no! He was just joking. Why the hell would he want you to go!
Let me tell you baby, this is your house. He’s gonna be your husband! ” I said soothingly.
” Really! Ta da!! ” Mirabella sang and hopped out too.
I rolled eyes and slumped my shoulder.
Am I getting tired already? No, I’m not!
It was almost evening when Micelle arrived, looking happy.
“Come on right in.”
“Thank you so much for calling. I actually needed a job.” Micelle said.
I smiled. Only if she knew what I’m about to make her do….
“I will be right back. Let me bring the girl.” I said and rushed towards the kitchen.
Mirabella was sitting on a chair, munching a full pack of uncooked pasta!
I marched up to her and grabbed her hand, then dragged out the pasta outta her hand.
“That’s gonna give you indigestion!!” I said stiffly.
She licked her lips and shrugged.
I shook my head and took her outside to Micelle.
“Here she is!!” I said smiling.
“Wow, she’s so beautiful!” Micelle admired.
MIRABELLA
I glared at the woman sitting down. What’s going on here?
Why is Albie’s mother showing me to her? Am I going somewhere else?
Hmm! I lifted my jaw with my hands and watched on.
“Mira honey,this is ma’am Micelle. She’s gonna be your coordinator from now on!”
I frowned again. ” But….I don’t want a coordinator!”
“Oh yes,you do need a coordinator. She’s gonna teach you so many things you need to know.”
I nodded but deep down in me,I’m already making an escape plan.
Ma’am Micelle or whatever smiled and stood up.
“So, let’s get started. Where is your room?” She asked.
I pointed towards a dark hall and smiled stiffly.
“I will bring you tea about an hour later.” Albie’s mom said as we set off.
We both entered the room.
I sat down on the bed, acting cool and ice.
“Okay. Let’s start from the word manners!” Ma’am Micelle said and looked down into bee bag, searching for whatever.
I seized that opportunity and walked behind her.
I kicked her hard on her head before she could turn.
She yelped out in pain but I wasn’t done with her yet.
I kicked her on the stomach and pulled out my rope.
I tied her hands behind her and stuffed her mouth with a piece of cloth.
Dusting my hands,I looked down at her smiling. “I’m so sorry ma’am Micelle but I’m not just ready for this. I can’t be ready for this okay?
So,you can have your one hour on that floor there while I go make some merry!” I said and laughed before running out of the room, leaving the whimpering woman behind.
ALBERTO
I came into the house, making sure my cap was tightly fitted on my head.
I’m not a cap lover so my friends were surprised to see me wearing one but I didn’t tell what them what happened.
No I couldn’t. They would only make my day worst. Those bastards.
I stepped inside the house slowly while looking at the floor for any oil.
Who knows what that little witch….
I stopped and sniffed the air.
Why is the house so hot and smelling of roast beef?
Is mom cooking
“Mom?” I called, looking towards the kitchen bit I didn’t heard any sound.
Mom appeared from the living room room, singing.
“Where is… accident?” I asked.
“Who’s accident?”
I scoffed. “As if you don’t know. Mirabella!”
“Oh yeah. Don’t worry about her. She’s inside her room with her new coordinator. Yeah..I got her a coordinator.” Mom said and I shrugged.
The roasting beef smell became strong. Mom and I sniffed the air and looked at each other.
“Mom,are you cooking something!” I said sniffing.
” No! Why is it so hot?” Mom asked and we quickly started walking toward the kitchen.
We heard a scream inside the kitchen and then an explosion!!
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